Dayse. Who even cares about the rest.
“We shall be everything to each other. Nothing else shall be of any consequence.”
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Rain, the grade school teachers say, makes the trees and flowers grow, but we’re not trees and flowers, and so many grade school teachers are single. By Adverbs, Daniel Handler (via toumeya)

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Daniel Handler, at a Secret Meeting about Lemony Snicket’s "Who Could That Be At This Hour?", presenting "Old Business Reports from Various Agents" with accompanying photographs (seen above):

[1] Agent Widdershins has informed us that he’s figured out what to do in the event we should get in trouble, involving a mixture of wrapping a mattress around you and hoping for the best.

[2] This is a cardboard star, but believe it or not, there are six Asians hidden in the photograph… Six Asians including the one holding the camera.

[3] In other news, a man hopped up a barrel for no reason I can imagine.

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get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite tv shows  → Friends. 

"It’s about sex, love, relationships, careers, a time in your life when everything’s possible. And it’s about friendship because when you’re single and in the city, your friends are your family." — The original treatment used by Crane, Kauffman and Bright to pitch the series to NBC.

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  • C.S. Lewis:

    I made you a character in my book!

  • J.R.R. Tolkien:

    OMG me too!

  • Lewis:

    You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!

  • Tolkien:


  • Lewis:

    Who am I?

  • Tolkien:

    A tree

  • Lewis:


  • Tolkien:

    But, like, a cool tree