We looked at a lot of noir books, and we liked the idea of it being a small object that you can tuck into your coat or under your arm. I don't know if you've removed the dust jacket, but many delights await those who remove the dust jacket of this book.
It's probably not the most thrilling thing to put on the radio.
Why don't you describe it.
And now I'll do some shadow puppets for your listeners.
(Makes noises) What is this animal?